Good morning, Jim.
Our intelligence has located at least seven HiRMU!-cultists among an innocent-looking computer-nerd club called "Byterapers, Inc.". Here's some more detailed information about them.
This is Mr. Sex of Byterapers. We believe his covername in HiRMU to be "Herra Yhdynta".
Your team's mission is to find these idiotic fart-knockers and ask if we could join. Remember, Jim, if any of your team members should be uncovered, we'll toast to that and later say we don't know anything. Good luck, Jim!
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