"Without Netscape this page looks like shit."
- An old Haitian saying.


Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore -
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly I heard a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
'Tis some visitor, I muttered, tapping at my chamber door -
Only this and nothing more."
-Edgar Allan Poe: Raven

Whatta fuck do you want? Get the fuck out of here...
-Hazi 1995

This page is not black bcoz of some legislation, it's black coz black is beautiful!

Oh shit... Here comes another one... This is my fokken homepage and if U don't like it, fuck off... Lemme tell you something about myself... I was born to this stinking world on the 13th of November during the 74th year of this century. I could tell you more about me & my family & shit but who the fuck wants to know anything about sumthing boring... I have lived all my life in a lousy, no-good bullshit city of Iisalmi, which is located in the ass of Finland.

I started screwing around with computers when I was about 14 or sumthing when I got my first C-64 which I whacked to pieces about a year later... Then I committed a crime against all that is good and cool and bought a PC... I used that piece of crap only as long as it took me to finish Ultima VI (about a year on an 8086 :). Then I got to my senses and bought an Amiga 500, which I had for about 3-4 years atfer which I had 2 sell it 2 pay sum loans & stuff... That was around spring -94 which is about the time I went 2 the bold Finnish Army where I slept for 11 months... After getting out of there I've been mostly idle as I haven't had 'nuff dough 2 buy a computer (all money going down my throat, 2 my CD-player and 2 my bookshelf :) Currently I'm unemployed, avoiding crappy jobs the unemployment office is trying to throw at me.

Byterapers... I joined the (B) movement around 1992 so I'm part of the (B) - Next Generation... I was propably still eating my own shit when the original (B)-posse were coding gigakewl demos... What do I do in (B)... everything from here to UrAnus... I have not released anything (if my compopic at Asm'95 which didn't qualify (Is humor illegal in compos?:) doesn't count), nor will I be releasing anything (who knows...). I made these (B)-pages, if that counts as coding :), I do some music (mostly HC/Breakbeat), draw shitty pictures, booze and do Hitmanwork.

What comes to my hobbies, it would take about 20kb to tell all about them but here's sumthing...

Role-playing: I'm a devoted servant of Our Master Cthulhu (8 years as a keeper...:). Current gaming crew consists of Grendel, Reznor and Jazz, all of whom belong to the inner circle of (B), and sometimes others...

Music: Everything from classic to HC-techno (which is closest to my heart)... Kewl bands/DJ's/etc: The Prodigy (#1:), Nine Inch Nails, Clawfinger, Strapping Young Lad, Buzz Fuzz, The Prophet, Rob Gee, Knightvision (check out ID&T), Napalm, GTI, JORMAS!... shit, anything but mainstream (Cappella/2Unlimited/Rednex -shit gives me convulsions and makes me puke:).

Boox: H.P. Lovecraft Rulz! Other cool reading: anything from Clive Barker, Poe or W. Gibson, Dragonlance-saga etc...

Magic The Gathering!!! Contact me for fast and furious cardtrading :)

Comix: Sandman, Lobo, Myrkky, Manga (Akira and GON (!) in particular...) + lots of others.

Movies: Star Wars -trilogy, The Crow, Alien-trilogy, NBK, anything Hong Kong/John Woo... These make the world go round...

TV: X-Files, The Simpsons, Outer Limits and Earth 2 are about the only shows worth watching... And I never have time 2 watch Earth 2 :(

Naah fuck, who wants to know shit like this... Go back to the hole you crawled out from... But stay cool if you are...
If you have something 2 say, throw bombs by snailmail to:

Jani Savolainen
Ahmontie 22 A 2
74130 Iisalmi

A little green tomato told me these URLs are kinda like cool...

Step the fuck back to the Byterapers Homepage or wherever, just get the fuck out, willya...